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Tag Archives: humour

Follow the Yellow Brick Road…

Friends! I was driving down a road nomered ‘Vertigris Road’, which set me to pondering on why it wasn’t called ‘Verdigris’? Had they misspelt it? Was it a mistOke? Further contemplation on the colour verdigris (a fantastic turquoise, often the
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New Year and a Car Trip

2016 is upon us. For many, it’s time to take stock and look at where we’ve been, and where we’re going. I’m all out of advice this year, but I’d like to wish you all a FABULOUS 2016 and leave
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LOVE RAT

A water pipe in the roof burst, and this subsequently flooded my bedroom causing some of the ceiling to collapse. Cold, wet insulation, like soggy porridge splattered everywhere and I lurched awake with one thought only – turn off the
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Teen Manifesto

If your day starts with attempts to rouse your teenager from sleep, be advised that pleasantries such as “Wakey, wakey, rise and shine”, or “ Darling, you’ll be late for school” will have NO affect on the doona-encrusted youth. (Cold
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REsT IN PIeCES

1. INT                       LOUNGE ROOM                   NIGHT A FAMILY settles down comfortably in front of a TV.  There are snacks, drinks…all ready
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WHO’S DEAD?

Fate happnestanced to find me at a funeral this week. The event took place in the blazing heat and light of high noon, in Fremantle cemetery. In truth, with the black umbrellas, mourners sweating in dark suits and the vivid
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A BEEP TOO FAR

Time, 2am. You’ve fallen into deep, subterranean sleep, when a noise wakes you. Surfacing reluctantly from the snuggery of the duvet, you realize something is beeping, an alarm is going off “Danger Will Robinson, Danger!”* Is it the smoke alarm?
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MOST POPULAR – RENT A RELLIE

LONELY THIS HOLIDAY? RENT A RELLIE FROM ME! This service is designed especially for those that can’t abide their own family, or have family members living overseas, or for those sad inadequate loners who don’t have anyone.  (And I’ve been
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