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Tag Archives: relationships

TWERKING IS FOR TWERPS!

Picture this.  A mature-ish woman sits down in a café to enjoy a coffee and a catch-up on social media.  She is confronted with a public Facebook feed showing a variety of a-jiggling and thrusting bottoms in various stages of
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Teen Manifesto

If your day starts with attempts to rouse your teenager from sleep, be advised that pleasantries such as “Wakey, wakey, rise and shine”, or “ Darling, you’ll be late for school” will have NO affect on the doona-encrusted youth. (Cold
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LOVE? WTF!

Love. What the hell? These peculiar emotional attachments we have; our families, sibllings, children, lovers, friends. Reason tells us that these relationships are illogical, and as much as they bring us joy, they certainly bring us commensurate amounts of pain.
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Only a love affair (Valentine’s Day)

Fate happenstanced that I was waiting in McDonalds for a take-away ‘McCoffee’. As I was waiting, I cast about for the newspaper to take a complimentary gander at the day’s happenings. As I looked, I saw a young woman sitting
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TWENTY WAYS TO TELL IF SOMEONE LOVES YOU!

Love makes the world go round, right?  I think it does, love in all its unique and fantastic forms.  Love for your parents or guardians, love for your siblings and other relatives, love for your children, love for your friends,
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MOST POPULAR – RENT A RELLIE

LONELY THIS HOLIDAY? RENT A RELLIE FROM ME! This service is designed especially for those that can’t abide their own family, or have family members living overseas, or for those sad inadequate loners who don’t have anyone.  (And I’ve been
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